Just when you think you have seen and heard
" A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital
of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm
donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for
hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable." Culled
Well, there you have it. I know there will always be theperverted ones who would want to purchase it for pleasure rather than for what it was designed for, but hey, that's comes with the package of life, right?
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable." Culled
Well, there you have it. I know there will always be the
Watch the video below and chose if you prefer natural or machine assisted. ;)
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