This is from the Aptitude Test sheet of a very creative student.
Q. In which battle did Napoleone die?
Ans. His last one.
Q.Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Ans. At the bottom of the page.
Q. River Niger flows in which State?
Ans. In liquid state.
Q. What is the main reason for Divorce,
Q. What can you never eat at Breakfast?
Ans. Lunch and Dinner.
Q. What looks like half an apple?
Ans. The other half.
Q. What is the main reason for Exams?
Q. If you threw a Red stone into a Blue river what will it become?
Ans. A very wet stone.
Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
Ans. Easy, sleep at night.
Q. How can you lift an Elephant with one hand?
Ans. You can never lift an Elephant that has one hand.
Q. If you had 3 oranges and 4 apples in one hand and 4 oranges and 3 apples in the other; what will you have?
Ans. Very large hands.
Q. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it?
Ans. No time at all, the wall has already been built.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Ans. Any way you want because a concrete floor is very hard to crack.
He got an "F" but was awarded an "A+" for creativity.
Here's wishing you all a prosperous day ahead. Apologies for my long stay away from my blog. The past week has been extremely busy and I have been extremely tired. Thanks for checking in daily, despite my absence. :)
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