The kinds of status we would be updating on FB, Twitter & Instagram if we were in the
times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham:
1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt. #shaking
2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I come...
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions
keep staring at me weird. #Noah'svoyage
4.Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai...miracles be going down here.
5. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who
does that? #smh
6. Jacob's status: Things we do for love, cant believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her. Love u Rachel!
7. Some people are so cruel!
Cain how do u kill your own brother? #RIPAbel
8. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day...Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys
are funny...LLP! (Laughing Like pharoah)
9. Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrifised me...#selfiewithram ya'll
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying my whatsapp messages. He still thinks i cheated...Grow up duh💁
11. David: Guys this balcony is b b ...I can see everything. Female anatomy 101 #word
12. Jezebel: victoria's secret is da bomb...
13. Cant believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children. #Like seriously?
14. Samson: The chick sold me out...I'm going to bring the roof down on this party.
15. Judas did what? That bro ain't loyal.#smh